Today I was at work, well just now, and I decided to be the healthy person that I am (ahhhem) and eat an apple. A few days ago I had done some grocery shopping in anticipation of this desire. The fact that I did my grocery shopping 200 miles away from my destination is worth a whole other post. So I start to do the standard pull the sticker off the apple so you do not consume things designed for a printer and I discovered, to my horror, that this was a precut sticker. If you try to pull it off then it starts to rip. This is not a sticker designed for a passport! Ohh well. I will now have to take the next several minutes dislodging this sticker from the apple before I can enjoy. I thought I would share it with you. Now for all you non believers out there (you know who you are) I have taken a picture and mocked it up with lines to represent the cuts in the sticker. Too bad the sticker is fuzzy in the image.
I am actually not sure if I even feel like eating the apple anymore.